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Old May 09, 2018, 06:16   #1651
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Old May 09, 2018, 12:45   #1652
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Old May 09, 2018, 17:14   #1654
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Old May 12, 2018, 12:20   #1661
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Old May 12, 2018, 23:16   #1662
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Old May 13, 2018, 16:11   #1663
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That right there is awesome.
yeah, even though most of the public has no clue as to what it really is ....
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Old May 14, 2018, 12:49   #1668
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yeah, even though most of the public has no clue as to what it really is ....
Pretty sure the communist teacher got it. :-)
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Old May 15, 2018, 07:09   #1669
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yeah, even though most of the public has no clue as to what it really is ....
Something about "doomed to repeat it"...
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Old May 15, 2018, 09:33   #1670
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NOT a meme... but FUNNIER 'N HELL - Ozzy man narrating gymnastics. Audio not safe for work.

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Old May 15, 2018, 20:00   #1672
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NOT a meme... but FUNNIER 'N HELL - Ozzy man narrating gymnastics. Audio not safe for work.

That's some funny shit!!~ss ^^^^^^^^^
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Old May 16, 2018, 01:02   #1673
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Oh, man. This will peg me. To prime the pump,

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Old May 16, 2018, 01:04   #1674
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Old May 16, 2018, 20:21   #1675
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I bought a porn DVD today.

I was really disappointed at first. When I tried to watch it, all I could see was a really dark image of some fat guy holding his dong. Then I realized that the set wasn't on.
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Old May 17, 2018, 07:19   #1677
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I bought a porn DVD today.

I was really disappointed at first. When I tried to watch it, all I could see was a really dark image of some fat guy holding his dong. Then I realized that the set wasn't on.
I saw that one too !!!!!!
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Must have been a popular one I also have a copy.

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I was really disappointed at first. When I tried to watch it, all I could see was a really dark image of some fat guy holding his dong. Then I realized that the set wasn't on.
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I was really disappointed at first. When I tried to watch it, all I could see was a really dark image of some fat guy holding his dong. Then I realized that the set wasn't on.
I've heard you can get that shit for free online....
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The wife and I rented a porn VHS tape one time, but when we got home we found the tape was messed up and showed nothing but snow on the screen.

We were really disappointed because the title had us really excited.

It was called "Head Cleaner"
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I went to see my doctor because my penis had turned orange.

After exam doctor said for me to either quit eating Cheetos or quit watching porn and my condition would clear up.
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Dammit! The resemblance is scary!!
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Hell I always thought he was the flower carrying hippy on Laugh In until I got a little better versed in Pollytics.

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I forget who but someone here on the files called it the white hut during the obama years.

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No sense in using paper body targets when you can shoot at the real thing, in this case it would be a twofer deal and ya can't beat that.

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