MRE #7 – CHICKEN WITH SALSA

[W.E.G.]

MRE #7 – CHICKEN WITH SALSA

Con Salsa – ¡Ay, caramba!

[W.E.G.]

Isn’t this bag supposed to be bloated or something?

[W.E.G.]

Mmmmmmmmm….

Breast-ess-ezzz.

[W.E.G.]

With ingredients like that, I think them breast-ess-ezz might be store-bought… but not necessarily from a store on this side of the border.

…if you know what I mean

[W.E.G.]

USDA INSPECTED

Breast-ess-ezz inspected for wholesomeness.

Yep. I’m all about wholesome beast-ess-ezz.

[W.E.G.]

Breast-ess-ezz and Mexicans.

This is gonna get sweaty.

[W.E.G.]

Now see. I told ya. You go and let them in and all sorts of elements show up.

Didn’t I tell ya?!!!

Oh no… Don’t listen to me. What do I know about these sorts of things.

YOU get to deal with it now.

[W.E.G.]

Mmmm-hmmmm….

[W.E.G.]

Vegetable crackers?

[W.E.G.]

Violators will be granulated.

[W.E.G.]

This should bind ya up good.

You don't want nothin' that anybody can touch
You're so afraid of being somebody's fool
Not walkin' tough baby, not walkin' cool
You walk cool, but darlin', can you walk the line
And face the ties that bind
The ties that bind
Now you can't break the ties that bind

[W.E.G.]

I poked and stroked ‘til my wrist got numb
But I still didn’t hear no Dinah-Moe hummmm….

[W.E.G.]

Maaaaammmy’s little baby love shortnin’, shortnin’…

[W.E.G.]

DUDE!

Its like DOUBLE-DESSERT!!!!

Wait a minute. Look at the eyes on the M&M guy. Is this some sort of warning?

[W.E.G.]

Hmmmm…

Game ended 6/30/04

[W.E.G.]

Are you gonna eat that?

[W.E.G.]

Start shoveling!

That ditch (grave) aint gonna dig itself!

[W.E.G.]

Glistening delicacy with perfectly marbled texture and exquisite sauce.

[W.E.G.]

[real men of genius chorus]
I hope I’m not eating rear end!!!
[/real men of genius chorus]

[W.E.G.]

I wish I had two of them MRE’s.
One to **** on…

And another to cover it up with.

[W.E.G.]

Oh most foulest of corn kernels!

What affront that thy mockest me?!!!

We shall see each other soon in battle!

Then the truth shall be revealed!

[W.E.G.]

Yessir.

That cheese is starting to look a little dark.

[W.E.G.]

Oh well.

After the first contraction, the rest are free.

[W.E.G.]

I don’t know why… but when I look at this I just want to shout “SAN ANTONIO!”

San Antonio…
San Antonio…
We’ll see you again alright?!!!
And again, and again, and again, and again…

[W.E.G.]

A dog’s eye view.

[W.E.G.]

Dessert time!

Lord only knows why they named shortbread cookies after a trio 19th century romance novels.
Welllll….unless the cookies are that old.

[W.E.G.]

“Nutrition” of 100-year-old cookies.

[W.E.G.]

Contents of 100-year-old cookies

[W.E.G.]

At last we see.

[W.E.G.]

Caught cheating.

Had to bust out that unused jelly pack to jazz these up.

[W.E.G.]

Now for those green-eyed psychedelic M&M’s.

Kinda tasted like last-year’s candy you might find in your trick-or-treat pumpkin.

At first the reaction is to stop eating them. But, then its like Wiedemann beer. Once you get started with it, and get past the initial yuk-reaction, its not as hard to keep going.

[W.E.G.]

Overall, I was not that impressed with this MRE.

The entrée seemed to be more affected by age than some of the other entrées from the same box.

The shortbread cookies with jelly were the best part.

The vegetable crackers were OK. Really no better or worse than the saltine crackers more commonly found in MRE’s.

This one seemed to ride kinda high in my gut before it would slide down. Fortunately, it did eventually make it out, even if that foul corn kernel did further affront me.

[owlcreekok]

As the Rev. Willy G.'s restaurantuer friend says on the song "Crunchy" (CD- Mescalero, an actual clip from a phone conversation Billy had with his bud while ordering takeout in Houston),,,,

"Why you eating that kind of FOOD ? "

[Vagabond]

Originally posted by W.E.G.

Yep. I’m all about wholesome beast-ess-ezz.

Is this a typo....or a Freudian slip?!!!?

[owlcreekok]

Originally posted by Vagabond



Is this a typo....or a Freudian slip?!!!?

You not from around here, are ye ?


Stick around. Your answer will be fairly evident.

[W.E.G.]

[Radio]

Gary has a long-standing and well-documented fascination with "titties". Mebbe you should do a search.

--Radio

[ER]

It`s gotta be better than that friggin "Country Captain Chicken" MRE. I used to tell everyone that even Uncle Sam couldn`t screw up a chicken. I have never eaten USGI rations derived from chicken that I didn`t like. I figgered CCC would be OK since it had "country" in the title.....a sorta homely name to me..... Well, CCC has proven me wrong. Some sort of kinda fried chicken patty slabbered with some sort of curry powder laced salsa shit!!! It smells like somebody died in the package. Even the varmints I left it for wouldn`t eat it ..........not even the "meat" in it after the "sauce" dried up

Most humans I know would rather starve to death than be granted eternal life by eating Country Captain Chicken.

It`s that fuggin bad..............

[GOVT1911]

chicken w/salsa is one of my more liked MREs. My fav is the Beef Stew (has been for the 17 yrs my Uncle Sam has been givin'em to me).

And as noted above, the Country Captain Chicken is always the last one left in the box. Most guys will just not eat if that's all that's left. Pretty much replace the dreaded "Four Fingers of Death" (frankfurters) as my least favorite MRE.

Jeter, keep up the reviews, I laugh my ass off every time I read one!

[BlackCat]

You guys are nuts. I'll fight a man for Country Captain Chicken.

But what the HELL is up with the Jamaican Porkchop? GAH!

[Radio]

This is actually not surprising. The stinkier and nastier something smells, the more my cats appear to gain enthusiasm about it. Apparently, if it stinks just about as bad going in as coming out, then it's just about right.

Cats of a feather hang together. Or sumpin' like dat.

--Radio

[BlackCat]

I live in Louisiana.

I like Korean food.

The deck is apparently stacked against me.

[davidmnyt1]

At Gene Econ's Boomershoot Clinic in 2005, Gene and his sniper team instructors called lunch and started breaking into some MREs. I mentioned that I'd never had an MRE before, so Gene offered one to me. It was some sort of beef thing, and my god it was the worst thing I'd ever tried to eat. Just thinking about breasts will get me to do a lot of things, but from these pics (thanks, W.E.G.) I'm pretty sure this MRE is also not for me. I don't know how you guys do it. I'm stickin' with my canned goods from Costco, thank you very much.