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Old December 27, 2017, 14:23   #1
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Nazi Time Machine

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Die_Glocke
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kecksburg_UFO_incident

I don't know if this has been covered here before, but the working theory is that the Nazi Time Machine actually worked a number of times, resulting in missing persons.

The last time it may have worked was in late 1945, and it ended up in Kecksburg Pa.

Like Roswell, the Gov't has all the data, and secret files; a cloak of secrecy is all over it. One guy working on exposing the machine, was killed in California. TV shows get censored when trying to produce a updated show.

The last thing we need is some rabid neo nazi getting ahold of it and trying to go back in time to warn Hitler, to prioritize perfecting a working sample, and other vital info, but of course that probably has already happened........ and the guy ended up in Auschwitz, long after his 1938 visit.

May be the reason why we nearly lost the war; jets and tigers.
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Old December 27, 2017, 15:16   #2
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Die_Glocke
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kecksburg_UFO_incident

I don't know if this has been covered here before, but the working theory is that the Nazi Time Machine actually worked a number of times, resulting in missing persons.

The last time it may have worked was in late 1945, and it ended up in Kecksburg Pa.

Like Roswell, the Gov't has all the data, and secret files; a cloak of secrecy is all over it. One guy working on exposing the machine, was killed in California. TV shows get censored when trying to produce a updated show.

The last thing we need is some rabid neo nazi getting ahold of it and trying to go back in time to warn Hitler, to prioritize perfecting a working sample, and other vital info, but of course that probably has already happened........ and the guy ended up in Auschwitz, long after his 1938 visit.

May be the reason why we nearly lost the war; jets and tigers.
Dunno' much about this topic but the one that intrigued me even as a child was our Philadelphia Dock Yard experiment.
Thing is there is just so much tin foil nuttery surrounding the topic
Allegedly both Enstein and Tesla were involved somewhat with it, the idea was to envelop a ship in a dense magnetic field bending light around it to create a cloaking device.

That the research was being done is fact, the results of it is where the tin hattery comes into play

The Germans were toying with some real crazy concepts
are you familiar with their Sound Canon project ?
That concept was generating a gas explosion between two acoustic mirrors in a tuned resonant cavity. The projecting mirror had a specific resonant frequency which when reached would disinigrate and allow passage of a sound wave as a virtual projectile. Apparently they had installed a number of these one shot devices around one or two airfields in an effort to destroy bombers.

Bunch of just crazy things they played with
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Old December 27, 2017, 16:46   #3
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I'll admit the Nazis were really pushing some weird stuff during the was but a time machine is really pushing it I think. Especially when the weird UFO guy with the weird hair on the History Channel is pushing it kind of takes all the credibility away.

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Personally I don't believe the Bell existed at least in terms of it's proposed use as a time machine, if it did Himmler would have had his prints all over it & as we all know the Nazi's were if anything thorough documenters regarding all of their programs & specifics regarding them.

This kind of project was tailor made for Himmler's pet project preferences. So given no specifics at all, no supporting documents at all, I think it's a story without much truth to it. Now in terms of producing Uranium 233? which was possibly it's purpose this seems more likely & some source material exists that seems to support that possibility; if in fact the Bell existed at all.
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Every time I shoot an MP-40, it's like my own personal Nazi tome machine....
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So given no specifics at all, no supporting documents at all, I think it's a story without much truth to it. .
Prototype was made partially with slave labor (bunch of theoretical physicists collected from France) who were irritated at being slaves and built in some deliberate *small* errors. Prototype *worked*, in that it started up the field generator but it sent the blue-eyed blonde-haired wonderchild master race test pilot on a one-way trip sideways into the gulf of multi-dimensions and there ain't no coming back from that one.

Field generators weren't dampened (oops!) so the resultant blast (what you folks would think of as that glowing electric orb that surrounded Arnie in the first TERMINATOR) sorta fried everything in the test hanger; people, papers, etc.

So, no "evidence".

Wasn't even enough left for the SS to come by and execute. Know what I mean, Vern?

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Die_Glocke
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kecksburg_UFO_incident

I don't know if this has been covered here before, but the working theory is that the Nazi Time Machine actually worked a number of times, resulting in missing persons.

The last time it may have worked was in late 1945, and it ended up in Kecksburg Pa.

Like Roswell, the Gov't has all the data, and secret files; a cloak of secrecy is all over it. One guy working on exposing the machine, was killed in California. TV shows get censored when trying to produce a updated show.

The last thing we need is some rabid neo nazi getting ahold of it and trying to go back in time to warn Hitler, to prioritize perfecting a working sample, and other vital info, but of course that probably has already happened........ and the guy ended up in Auschwitz, long after his 1938 visit.

May be the reason why we nearly lost the war; jets and tigers.
Of course they are missing, if it worked at all the poor fukers got shit out into space. Time travel itself would only be feasible for time it takes for about half the width of the earth to travel through it's journey around the sun.
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They might have invented it. But then we captured the thing
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looks like someone has been watching the hitler channel again( history channel)
put down the remote, take your pills and go to bed...
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They had a time machine, so they knew in advance that they lost at Kursk, but they went ahead with Operation Citadel anyway. What else could they do?
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"Consider if you will......... Next stop, the Twilight Zone".
Sorry, Jim, but you missed the "signpost up ahead" two curves back. The topic of this thread is already two stops PAST the Twilight Zone.
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Sorry, Jim, but you missed the "signpost up ahead" two curves back. The topic of this thread is already two stops PAST the Twilight Zone.



i think maybe I did a 360, still catching up
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I replied to this post about an hour from now, but you guys ridiculed me so now this is all you get.
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I replied to this post about an hour from now, but you guys ridiculed me so now this is all you get.
I saw that post last year !
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Channel 11...........That's "The Outer Limits"!! Don't do it!
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No, No - anything but that - anything !!!

Aiiiieeeeeeeee (cue the echo) Looks like Stonehenge down here, only smaller.
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There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to – The Outer Limits.
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

That's ten times scarier than time-traveling, uber-flatulent Nazis!!!
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After the war the Allies took it and it was used in a TV series called "The Time Tunnel".

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Personally I don't believe the Bell existed at least in terms of it's proposed use as a time machine, if it did Himmler would have had his prints all over it & as we all know the Nazi's were if anything thorough documenters regarding all of their programs & specifics regarding them.
No physical evidence, you say?
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