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Old December 31, 2017, 19:01   #1
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Nature calls at Time Square

Just a thought: how do 1 million plus people manage the urge at times square?
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Old December 31, 2017, 19:18   #2
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Old December 31, 2017, 19:22   #3
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I've always wondered that. To get a decent spot you need to stand there 6 hours.
The last thing I'd find fun on New Years would be to freeze my ass off standing around a million drunk idiots in the middle of an obvious terrorism target.
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Old December 31, 2017, 19:24   #4
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Nothing about NYE events in large cities (much less NYC) has ever appealed to me.
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Old December 31, 2017, 19:25   #5
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Depends.. Astronaut style.
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Old December 31, 2017, 19:29   #6
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Old December 31, 2017, 20:00   #7
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In Paris and New Orleans behind a building next to a dumpster. Was in Paris a few years back and asked a hooker if I could pee in her toilet. Went upstairs and ended up Peeing outside. I appreciated her hospitality and told her I just needed to whiz. She wasn't happy . Now days I don't do rum and cokes any more
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I know of at least one time while playing high school football we all gathered together in a huddle, in the middle of a game, so one guy could go. This was in front of bleacher loads of people. No one outside the huddle ever knew.

I suppose in NYC this could be done and considered a "group hug" by any onlookers.
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Old December 31, 2017, 20:38   #10
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I don't think there is enough room to even move, much less be a bit discreet.
Adult diapers seems the most likely.
I'd hate to stand there from 10:00 till the ball drops with a load in my pants, and try to look like I was enjoying myself in the freezing weather.
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Hose down one leg and then when the urge hits just wizz into the attached hose and drain onto the ground.

I heard that Times Square has a very strong odor of urine on News Years Eve. so apparently folks do relieve themselves there.
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I'll admit that I peed standing at a packed bar one time.. not a proud moment, not a big deal, having worked in bars/restaurants it happens more than you would ever think.

Besides, if you have ever been to NYC peeing on the sidewalk is a regular thing.
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Old January 01, 2018, 00:25   #13
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Just a thought: how do 1 million plus people manage the urge at times square?
Take it out and go, and be proud that you're a dude and able to do that. Women aren't so lucky. Nobody is looking down.

Some friends and I violated the 50 mile radius on our weekend passes and went to Mardi Gras. Nastiest thing ever is Bourbon street from 10pm until the fire department hoses it down at 630 the following morning. Every, and I mean EVERY bodily fluid can be found on those bricks.
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As I sit here this NYE, I can't imagine standing in time sq or any other place like that with the human mongrels that can't imagine not being there. After contemplating this post, them standing in human excrement, well that is just f#cked up! And of course at least we are on here discussing it in detail!
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Old January 01, 2018, 03:30   #15
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I have wondered at times with the vast masses of people in large cities, what do they do with all that poop?
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I know of at least one time while playing high school football we all gathered together in a huddle, in the middle of a game, so one guy could go. This was in front of bleacher loads of people. No one outside the huddle ever knew.

I suppose in NYC this could be done and considered a "group hug" by any onlookers.
In football jargon, this is known as the "puddle huddle ", not to be confused with a "cuddle huddle", which is just gay.~ss
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Some of the guys I used to dive with used a catheter. Kinda like a heavy-duty rubber you put over your Johnson.connected to a tube which went to a closeable valve on the suit. You had to pee,you open the valve,whiz,then shut.Some of the guys had relatively long decompression times,so it was kinda nice for them. I never used one. Always just made a point to go before getting into my drysuit. I've heard of cave divers who wear drysuits will wear adult diapers. Never saw it though.
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Old January 01, 2018, 09:18   #18
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I have wondered at times with the vast masses of people in large cities, what do they do with all that poop?
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Old January 01, 2018, 09:35   #19
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Kinda like a relief tube on military aircraft......That should work.
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What i do is get up from my warm bed, go pee and then flush!
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Why can't an event center like times square bring in rows of those plastic portapotties like anyone else would do?? I would think the cost of that would be less than dealing with the mess left behind. Just wonderin'....
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In those temps, I don't think I could get the turtle far enough out of the shell to pee.
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