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Old December 19, 2017, 13:24   #1
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Two Dumb Whiteboys

I was cheering for the Alligators.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/peop...cid=spartandhp

Reptile's gotta eat, y'know?
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Old December 19, 2017, 13:28   #2
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City folks really need to stay out of the wilderness. It just doesn't agree with them.
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Old December 19, 2017, 15:24   #3
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The taxpayers win again!
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Old December 19, 2017, 17:03   #4
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Someone should send them a bill for the heli flight. Dumbshits.
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Old December 19, 2017, 17:42   #5
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Swamps and jungles are to be avoided, even if ya know what ya are doing!

Gators should have been allowed to get them some "other" white meat, gators got to eat too!

Its only fair!
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Too bad they didn't submerge their little phones. Might have been a little more exciting to have to actually eat a snake or something. Ramen noodles probably has to be way down the list to pack for a limited volume of nutrition that you have to carry. That 1 package could hold enough peanut butter for a couple of days
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Old December 19, 2017, 18:28   #7
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Someone should send them a bill for the heli flight. Dumbshits.
This is from their page on Zuckerbook -

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December 1 at 9:47am ∑ Wiscon, FL ∑
Were on our way to Everglades City to see what the hiking conditions are like down there. Supposedly the entirety of Big Cypress Preserve is under 10+ inches of water.
Hilarity and hard times await us.
$20 says we see either one - or both - of their names again in the news, as fatalities of something equally stupid.
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Old December 19, 2017, 19:31   #8
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$20 says we see either one - or both - of their names again in the news, as fatalities of something equally stupid.
yep, walking, talking life time gator bait!
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Old December 19, 2017, 19:50   #9
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yep, walking, talking life time gator bait!
Only a real coon ass can pretty much do it. Beudreau and company would have a decent air boat.

Them cajuns down in South LA that would be a few days of fun with a ton of meat and hides to drag out

20 years ago would water ski in the river and dodged a gator. I was looking back and fell in that muddy Pearl river north of Jackson. Get that damn boat up here now dammit. It looked to be about 12 ft. Or maybe 6. I don't screw with gators
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How about three dumb white boys......

A couple of years ago one of my boys and his two best friends since grade school, who are all three scattered around the US now, all flew down to South Florida for a long weekend to hunt gators. They were 30-ish and all upscale, professional young men.

They paid for two gator permits between the three of them, but hunted as a team. With a guide, they waded through chest deep water to find the gators, and they got two as a team.

With tridents

He said it was an AWESOME experience, and that he would never do it again for love or money LOL!
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I just hope that there's some 'found footage' after the inevitable happens with these two, including all the running-and-crying-and-screaming-and-gatornomnomnoming.

It'll be pure YouTube gold.

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Wifey knew a man in FL who fed marshmallows to the reptilian inhabitants of water hazards on the golf course.
He wanted them to respond to small white objects that might land near by!
I think he was facilitating gatornomnomnomming...
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