I just love the halo

**L Haney** · May 13, 2012, 14:28

**okiefarmer** · May 13, 2012, 14:31

Well, as many have said here, he can't hold the record as "the first black president", Bill Clinton already holds that honor.

**Texgunner** · May 13, 2012, 17:23

He is our first half-white president!

L1A1rocker · May 13, 2012, 17:39

Does this mean the cab driver will be allowed to talk about his "relationship" with BamBam back in collage?

**308bolt** · May 13, 2012, 18:04

Whadya expect from a guy who's mom is named Stanley.

**Mark IV** · May 13, 2012, 22:36

First simian to be elected president.

I swear to God, he is the stupidest lookin' motherf****r I've ever seen.

Probably eats with his right hand and wipes his ass with his left.

SWOHFAL · May 13, 2012, 22:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark IV

Probably eats with his right hand and wipes his ass with his left.

That a tribute to his muslim heritage?

shlomo · May 14, 2012, 07:53

Looks to me like Newsweek is trying to put The Onion out of business.

I guess it's only a matter of time until the creeping Idiocracy overtakes us.

**Stoney** · May 14, 2012, 07:58

But he is sort of (Greek) god

**308bolt** · May 14, 2012, 09:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark IV

Probably eats with his right hand and wipes his ass with his left.

I heard that he's ambidextrous.

**Col. Bat Guano** · May 14, 2012, 13:02

And he flings shit with both hands.

V guy · May 15, 2012, 11:07

Yep, that cover REALLY sewed things up for him!!

flopshot · May 15, 2012, 11:17

could use some spice. maybe a pair of Greek columns.

May 13, 2012, 14:28	#1
L Haney Seriously Ponderin' Silver Contributor FALaholic #: 20446 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: NW Ga Posts: 8,502	I just love the halo This seems on the up and up. __________________ "...while statists in both parties have refined appealing to the lowest common denominator voter to an art, they’ve largely forgotten what happens to a culture that panders to the slow, stupid, and lazy at the expense of the clever, intelligent, and industrious. It dies." Bob Owens

May 13, 2012, 17:23	#3
Texgunner long-time Texas taxpayer Silver Contributor FALaholic #: 4653 Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: central Texas-Milam county Posts: 2,532	He is our first half-white president! __________________ "I'm Snake River Rufus Crile, a long way from home. I'm blood kin to a Gila monster, can drink my weight in wolf poison. Massacre, bloodshed, famine and drought all put meat on my bones. Hardship and slaughter, my daily bread. I can whip a full grown longhorn cow with my hands tied, make violent love to mountain lions. My trigger fingers are itchy; I'm set to go, red hot" from "The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean"

May 13, 2012, 18:04	#5
308bolt Heathen Silver Contributor FALaholic #: 19255 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 20,546	Whadya expect from a guy who's mom is named Stanley. __________________ "The bandwagons rumble past. I sit here on the curb," ~ John Hartford ~ "Nil desperandum, -- Never Despair. That is a motto for you and me. All are not dead; and where there is a spark of patriotic fire, we will rekindle it." ~ Samuel Adams ~

May 13, 2012, 22:36	#6
Mark IV Curio & Relic Silver Contributor FALaholic #: 50937 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,015	First simian to be elected president. I swear to God, he is the stupidest lookin' motherf**r I've ever seen. Probably eats with his right hand and wipes his ass with his left. __________________ "A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government." Edward Abbey**

May 14, 2012, 07:53	#8
shlomo Registered FALaholic #: 12779 Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: elsewhere Posts: 12,354	Looks to me like Newsweek is trying to put The Onion out of business. I guess it's only a matter of time until the creeping Idiocracy overtakes us. __________________ "A piss-ant is hard to track across the Rock of Ages." --Martin35 on Dumbass Bill's value to the Files.

May 13, 2012, 14:31	#2
okiefarmer Veteran Member Gold Contributor FALaholic #: 3248 Join Date: May 2001 Location: northern Oklahoma/green country Posts: 1,329	Well, as many have said here, he can't hold the record as "the first black president", Bill Clinton already holds that honor.

May 13, 2012, 17:39	#4
L1A1rocker Registered FALaholic #: 12294 Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 1,278	Does this mean the cab driver will be allowed to talk about his "relationship" with BamBam back in collage?

May 14, 2012, 07:58	#9
Stoney Former 0311 Contributor FALaholic #: 1205 Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Brush Prairie, WA USA Posts: 3,369	But he is sort of (Greek) god __________________ Stoney Bureaucracy,, taking the fun out of life one stupid rule at a time,,,, Old Viking saying: Never be more then two steps from your weapon Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading. - Thomas Jefferson

May 14, 2012, 13:02	#11
Col. Bat Guano Deviated Prevert Bronze Contributor FALaholic #: 39349 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: MT Posts: 642	And he flings shit with both hands.

May 15, 2012, 11:07	#12
V guy Registered FALaholic #: 10282 Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: miami Posts: 8,337	Yep, that cover REALLY sewed things up for him!!

May 15, 2012, 11:17	#13
flopshot Registered FALaholic #: 21389 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: North Carolina Posts: 2,067	could use some spice. maybe a pair of Greek columns. __________________ "The Obamas behave as if they were sharecroppers living in a trailer and hit the Powerball, but instead of getting new tires for their trailer and a new pickup truck, they moved to Washington." Mychal Massie- April 19, 2011

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