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Old May 13, 2012, 14:28   #1
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This seems on the up and up.
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Old May 13, 2012, 14:31   #2
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Well, as many have said here, he can't hold the record as "the first black president", Bill Clinton already holds that honor.
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Old May 13, 2012, 17:23   #3
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He is our first half-white president!
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Old May 13, 2012, 17:39   #4
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Does this mean the cab driver will be allowed to talk about his "relationship" with BamBam back in collage?
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Old May 13, 2012, 22:36   #5
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First simian to be elected president.

I swear to God, he is the stupidest lookin' motherf****r I've ever seen.

Probably eats with his right hand and wipes his ass with his left.
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Old May 13, 2012, 22:50   #6
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Probably eats with his right hand and wipes his ass with his left.
That a tribute to his muslim heritage?
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Old May 14, 2012, 07:53   #7
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Looks to me like Newsweek is trying to put The Onion out of business.

I guess it's only a matter of time until the creeping Idiocracy overtakes us.
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But he is sort of (Greek) god
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Old May 14, 2012, 13:02   #9
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And he flings shit with both hands.
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Old May 15, 2012, 11:07   #10
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Yep, that cover REALLY sewed things up for him!!
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could use some spice. maybe a pair of Greek columns.
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