why I'm voting Democrat

**Stoney** · October 11, 2010, 09:40

Compiled by RightKlik

Because I voted Republican for all those years before I died ~ cprater

Because all your freedoms and liberties ARE BELONG TO US ~ crabbycon

Because this country's debt is "a myth" ~ Phil Hare

DYING for the neighbor to redistribute his wife ~ stephenkruiser

Because broadband is a human right ~ conservativela

Because my mother ceased my allowance and told me to get a job. Only the power of Obama can stop her madness ~ spiritofmadison

Because if I don't, the teacher will press a red button and I'll explode ~ exjon

Because I've always wanted to experience the great depression first hand ~ raging_red

Because Barbara Boxer worked so hard for her title, I just can't stand to see her lose it ~ jeffchesnut1

Because every American city can be like Detroit ~ jeromeehudson

I'm too lazy to do my own stealing. ~ iowahawkblog

I'm too lazy to move to Europe. ~ imao_

I want to see where exactly Obama is going with all this. It's even more mystifying than Lost! ~ imao_

Because my racist boss only pays me $23 an hour as an illegal maid ~ msbs05

Because Paul is entitled to Peter's money ~ adamsbaldwin

It's not fair that people with jobs have more money than I do. ~ radishthegreat

Because the Soviet Union would have worked with the right people in charge & we're going to prove it ~johnhawkinsrwn

Who else is compassionate enough to make sure everyone has a chance at poverty? ~djsmuzz

Because global warming is more important than science ~ grivno

Because I'll be called racist if I don't ~ infidelsarecool

Because history is littered with examples of how well socialism has worked ~ alinskydefeater

Because blaming rich people is so much easier than personal responsibility ~ mlmelear

Because I get my news from the Daily Show ~ stix1972

Because paying over 40% of your income to the gov is okay but making a 3% profit is pure evil ~ diggrbiii

Because "at some point I think you've made enough money" ~ jeromeehudson

Because "I don't want my daughters to be punished with a baby" ~ jeromeehudson

Because those who create wealth should be punished for their wrongdoing ~ entropy156

I never did like incandescant light bulbs ~ resisttyranny

Because I'm not here legally ~ thomasgs

Everything wrong in my life is someone else's fault ~ soopertrev

Because I keep blaming Bush for the mess we're in but can't explain what he did to get us here ~ diggrbiii

Because we must never return to the Bush-Cheney nightmare of debt, war, and 7% unemployment ~iowahawkblog

Because somewhere someone is making a profit. Damn it. ~ irishspy

Because it's illegal for me to steal your money myself ~ emile_husson

Why real Democrats are voting for Democrats:

Because I wanna see the RACIST tea party folks suffer ~ mrdaveyd

Because masturbation is awesome ~ disgrasian

Because fascism is just another word for everything left to lose ~ shoq

I Don't thing [sic] My Fellow Americans are Lazy Welfare Bums ~ thenewdeal

Because Tea Partiers can't spell ~ disgrasian

Because the Other 98% of Us need Representation too ~ thenewdeal

Republicans would rather see America fail than Barack Obama be successful. Put Country first. ~ jskcknit

Because I haven't given up on Barack and I never thought he could walk on water ~ uncommonrecords

Fear is a Weapon of Mass Destruction ~ thenewdeal

Because hypocritical judgmental self-righteous teabaggers only accept an unwed teenage mom if her last name is Palin ~ luchialuchia

Bush Tax Cuts Cost Twice as Much as Health Care Reform ~ audnumber [Q: Where does the government get the money that it "spends" on tax cuts]

For me, its a desire to keep up the change we fought so hard for in 08 ~ saralang

I think it's what Jesus would do ~ newtwittier

Because THIS level of achievement hasn't occurred for several generations ~ karoli

**brunop** · October 11, 2010, 11:56

Question: How did these people get so stupid?

Answer: Public (government bureaucracy) school system.

Anyone else see a correlation?

JasonB · October 11, 2010, 15:51

Here's a few cute ones! Not a reason to vote (D), but definitely a reason not to vote lockstep (R).

How many repealed laws did the republican control of the house/senate, white house, and majority in the supreme Court between January 2001 & November 2006 result in?

How many news laws got slapped on the books in the time period that boosted their power?

What is it like for the people who contributed to that list that busted out every window in their glass houses?

October 11, 2010, 09:40	#1
Stoney Former 0311 Contributor Bronze Contributor FALaholic #: 1205 Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Brush Prairie, WA USA Posts: 3,331	why I'm voting Democrat Compiled by RightKlik Because I voted Republican for all those years before I died ~ cprater Because all your freedoms and liberties ARE BELONG TO US ~ crabbycon Because this country's debt is "a myth" ~ Phil Hare DYING for the neighbor to redistribute his wife ~ stephenkruiser Because broadband is a human right ~ conservativela Because my mother ceased my allowance and told me to get a job. Only the power of Obama can stop her madness ~ spiritofmadison Because if I don't, the teacher will press a red button and I'll explode ~ exjon Because I've always wanted to experience the great depression first hand ~ raging_red Because Barbara Boxer worked so hard for her title, I just can't stand to see her lose it ~ jeffchesnut1 Because every American city can be like Detroit ~ jeromeehudson I'm too lazy to do my own stealing. ~ iowahawkblog I'm too lazy to move to Europe. ~ imao_ I want to see where exactly Obama is going with all this. It's even more mystifying than Lost! ~ imao_ Because my racist boss only pays me $23 an hour as an illegal maid ~ msbs05 Because Paul is entitled to Peter's money ~ adamsbaldwin It's not fair that people with jobs have more money than I do. ~ radishthegreat Because the Soviet Union would have worked with the right people in charge & we're going to prove it ~johnhawkinsrwn Who else is compassionate enough to make sure everyone has a chance at poverty? ~djsmuzz Because global warming is more important than science ~ grivno Because I'll be called racist if I don't ~ infidelsarecool Because history is littered with examples of how well socialism has worked ~ alinskydefeater Because blaming rich people is so much easier than personal responsibility ~ mlmelear Because I get my news from the Daily Show ~ stix1972 Because paying over 40% of your income to the gov is okay but making a 3% profit is pure evil ~ diggrbiii Because "at some point I think you've made enough money" ~ jeromeehudson Because "I don't want my daughters to be punished with a baby" ~ jeromeehudson Because those who create wealth should be punished for their wrongdoing ~ entropy156 I never did like incandescant light bulbs ~ resisttyranny Because I'm not here legally ~ thomasgs Everything wrong in my life is someone else's fault ~ soopertrev Because I keep blaming Bush for the mess we're in but can't explain what he did to get us here ~ diggrbiii Because we must never return to the Bush-Cheney nightmare of debt, war, and 7% unemployment ~iowahawkblog Because somewhere someone is making a profit. Damn it. ~ irishspy Because it's illegal for me to steal your money myself ~ emile_husson Why real Democrats are voting for Democrats: Because I wanna see the RACIST tea party folks suffer ~ mrdaveyd Because masturbation is awesome ~ disgrasian Because fascism is just another word for everything left to lose ~ shoq I Don't thing [sic] My Fellow Americans are Lazy Welfare Bums ~ thenewdeal Because Tea Partiers can't spell ~ disgrasian Because the Other 98% of Us need Representation too ~ thenewdeal Republicans would rather see America fail than Barack Obama be successful. Put Country first. ~ jskcknit Because I haven't given up on Barack and I never thought he could walk on water ~ uncommonrecords Fear is a Weapon of Mass Destruction ~ thenewdeal Because hypocritical judgmental self-righteous teabaggers only accept an unwed teenage mom if her last name is Palin ~ luchialuchia Bush Tax Cuts Cost Twice as Much as Health Care Reform ~ audnumber [Q: Where does the government get the money that it "spends" on tax cuts] For me, its a desire to keep up the change we fought so hard for in 08 ~ saralang I think it's what Jesus would do ~ newtwittier Because THIS level of achievement hasn't occurred for several generations ~ karoli __________________ Stoney Bureaucracy,, taking the fun out of life one stupid rule at a time,,,, Old Viking saying: Never be more then two steps from your weapon Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading. - Thomas Jefferson

October 11, 2010, 11:56	#2
brunop Refresh Key Masher Platinum Contributor FALaholic #: 17136 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: oregon Posts: 6,468	Question: How did these people get so stupid? Answer: Public (government bureaucracy) school system. Anyone else see a correlation? __________________ "I love you, Pluskat..." - brunop "Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God." - Thomas Jefferson "The constitutions of most of our states [and of the United States] assert that all power is inherent in the people; that they may exercise it by themselves; that it is their right and duty to be at all times armed; that they are entitled to freedom of person, freedom of religion, freedom of property and freedom of the press." - Thomas Jefferson

October 11, 2010, 15:51	#3
JasonB Registered FALaholic #: 7430 Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: 90° N 0° W Posts: 9,238	Here's a few cute ones! Not a reason to vote (D), but definitely a reason not to vote lockstep (R). How many repealed laws did the republican control of the house/senate, white house, and majority in the supreme Court between January 2001 & November 2006 result in? How many news laws got slapped on the books in the time period that boosted their power? What is it like for the people who contributed to that list that busted out every window in their glass houses? __________________ On Romney's being anti-gun.."If Barney Frank ran for president, I wouldn't need him to tell me in a debate that he'd still be gay if elected."-Shlomo

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