|September 27, 2010, 14:59||#1|
FALaholic #: 19255
Join Date: Feb 2006
Just one wish
A man met a genie who said he would grant one wish.
"I want to live forever," He said.
"Sorry" said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine," He said, "I want to die after the Democrats get their heads out of their asses!"
"You crafty bastard," said the genie.
"The bandwagons rumble past. I sit here on the curb,"
~ John Hartford ~
"Nil desperandum, -- Never Despair. That is a motto for you and me. All are not dead; and where there is a spark of patriotic fire, we will rekindle it."
~ Samuel Adams ~
|September 28, 2010, 03:10||#2|
Refresh Key Masher
FALaholic #: 17136
Join Date: Mar 2005
copied for distribution to my brothers.
"I love you, Pluskat..." - brunop
"Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God." - Thomas Jefferson
"The constitutions of most of our states [and of the United States] assert that all power is inherent in the people; that they may exercise it by themselves; that it is their right and duty to be at all times armed; that they are entitled to freedom of person, freedom of religion, freedom of property and freedom of the press." - Thomas Jefferson