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Old December 17, 2017, 17:28   #28
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Them lizard people are real, thats for damn sure a fact, I nearly got caught up with one once!

Dang if she did not change colors, top and bottom, four times on four separate occasions we got together, and I had nough sense to run off and hide from her, after checking a few times I was right!

A good friend married that one, and sure enough, lizard person she was, in that he told me she kept changing colors until the day he run off and hid too!

She was one of those color changing lizards, deadly I hear too, but we both survived her bite only by the grace of G-d I reckon!
You may find me dead in a ditch one day, on my knees, but I will be up to my waist in spent rifle brass.

It ain't the firearms they are wanting to be rid of, its you!
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