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October 12, 2003, 15:25
Okay, I think a med adjustment is in order or sumthin'. Last night I had a dream where I was huffin' it through the snow with my trusty 98k. In the dream, squirrels were all over the place, and as they are evil, I shot at 'em. The weird part was that I was shooting from the hip, and the recoil was practically non-existant. Yes, I was wearing pants. What the he** is wrong with me? Anyone wanna play Freud with this one?
October 12, 2003, 15:33
Nothing wrong with you, squirrels ARE evil, and must be shot!
October 12, 2003, 15:49
Hehe. I have wild dreams like that all the time. Before I took meds, I always told people I never dreamed. Since then...wow!
Last night was on a Finnish battlefield with an M39 in my hand and blasting away at Russians at 500 meters. It was snowing, cold and I was hitting every target I aimed at. Planes were zooming down and straffing my position but somehow the bullets were missing if only by inches.
October 12, 2003, 15:54
Wow! I wish I had cool dreams like that. Most that I remember have some odd combination of me wearing footsie pajamas, floating in the air, or driving my car and forgetting how to shift.
October 12, 2003, 16:09
Originally posted by Yank
The weird part was that I was shooting from the hip, and the recoil was practically non-existant.
it wasnt a dream you were in the latest block buster from hollywood.i bet you didnt have to reload either:wink: :biggrin:
October 12, 2003, 19:44
Sounds somewhat like the dream I had a while back. I was at the "fall of the Alamo" and had a repeating Winchester lever-action. I met Davy and SFA (Davy kept getting confused with John Wayne). It was fantastic. By the way, I turned the tide with my repeater - consistently knocking off the approaching Mexican forces before they could storm the walls.
It was an extremely realistic dream. I went to the safe the next morning to check my 30/30 to see if it smelled as if it had recently been fired!
I won't be taking Nyquil prior to bedtime for a while!:)
October 12, 2003, 21:06
Hmmm.....fighting against hopeless odds, in a no win situation. These dreams must have some deep meaning.
I like winning against squirrels. Happy dreaming!
October 13, 2003, 21:17
Okay, the snow represents the cold-hearted bitch you just got rid of. The squirrels represent the bitch herself (just picture her with your NUTS in her mouth). Shooting from the hip represents you still wanting to nail the bitch one more time with your "gun", kinda like a grudge ****. No recoil (pain) signify's she doesn't have the clap. You chose the 98K because she's Jewish. Geez, this headshrinking shit is a breeze, I think I missed my calling!
October 13, 2003, 21:28
Your interpretation is so DEAD ON that it is SCARY!!! Are you accepting patients at the moment?
Edited fer grammar
October 13, 2003, 21:58
Sorry Yank, you being a gunowner makes you pretty well adjusted and a waste of my time. I'm going to Hollywood and making a fortune!!!
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