PDA

View Full Version : SI Swimsuit Issue 2003


spearweasel
February 19, 2003, 11:42
www.si.com (http://www.si.com)

:bow:

Now, I'd knock the bottom out of each and every one of these girls, but I've noticed something. Most of them are on the "gaunt" side of thin, like stick figures with fantastic breasts.

Ladies, for god's sakes eat a burger. That can't be healthy.

Clyde the Pointer
February 19, 2003, 12:11
'gasping for breath'......

remember......'more gasping'.....when they painted on the swimsuits a few years ago.....

masman
February 19, 2003, 17:19
Originally posted by spearweasel
www.si.com (http://www.si.com)

I've noticed something. Most of them are on the "gaunt" side of thin, like stick figures with fantastic breasts.

Ladies, for god's sakes eat a burger. That can't be healthy. i know what you mean.i grew up checking out cheryl tiegs and cathy irelands fine bods.when the rib cages are pocking out i all of the sudden get visions of ethiopa:eek:

Eric Bryant
February 19, 2003, 17:44
Yes, I'd prefer my women to be a bit curvier than a 14-year-old boy with implants.

That being said, I still find these women pretty hot. I'm blaming pop culture and the distorted view of beauty that it's forcing upon me.

TREEGUNNER
February 19, 2003, 19:32
Holy Moly!!! Uh!!! Wow!!! OK then, Totally awsome, but a few curves would be great... :eek:

Para Driver
February 19, 2003, 19:46
and the camera ADDS 10 pounds...

Michael64
February 20, 2003, 00:38
I offer my services, free of charge, as a paint remover. Am very detail oriented and very thorough :biggrin:

TheOtherChris
February 20, 2003, 11:01
Oh my Gosh.
Why, I think that might be inappropriate.
Wait, let me check again,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is, but I'd better be sure before passing judgment.
.
.
.
.
.
Still checking.
I will have to get back to you on this one.

The Other Chris

Treborer
February 20, 2003, 22:07
Slim ones move better.:love:

W.E.G.
February 20, 2003, 22:12
The problem is, the perfume inserts end up giving your shorts an awkward fragrance. Makes for some real 'splainin on laundry day. Bad enough it makes you go :cool:

JRottenjr
February 20, 2003, 23:50
Molly Sims..........ummmmmmmmmmmm.

gman552
February 21, 2003, 01:02
I was talking to this guy who is a graphic artist specializing in touching up models' photos - he says that you would be amazed by all the wrinkles, sunspots, tattoos, saggy arms, etc. that simply vanishes with the touch of a key.

He said, "Hey, don't get me wrong, they're really good-looking, but even they don't look like themselves after I get through with their pictures."

Kind of ironic that we aspire to an ideal of beauty that doesn't really exist...

Don't get *me* wrong, "I'd hit it" :D

But jeeze, lemme give them a couple of bucks first and head down to Burger King for a bite or two. Protruding ribcages are not an aphrodisiac for me.

Her personal problems aside, Marilyn Monroe was the queen of hot. Cathy Ireland, mmm, grrrr, yum-yum :love:

Gabe

Damn, I have to get my eyeglass prescription increased again???
:cool:

gman
February 21, 2003, 11:31
Uhhh...where's the guns? No FAL's, no FA's...I was hoping for a saucy pic with one of them holding a Tommy, that'd be cool.

W.E.G.
February 21, 2003, 13:41
Originally posted by gman552
...this guy...says that you would be amazed by all the wrinkles, sunspots, tattoos, saggy arms, etc. that simply vanishes with the touch of a key.

Tequila will do that too.

MagicAnimal
February 21, 2003, 15:02
Hmmmm, there's somethin' about that ethiopian refugee look that just doesn't work for me....oh well....:(

spartacus2002
February 21, 2003, 20:17
Ever notice that models look like 14 year old boys, with implants, but female porn stars actually have curves? I'll take the porn stars any day over the heroin addict look.

Uh, you guys aren't gonna let my mom read this thread, right?

Dirtfarmer
February 21, 2003, 22:18
If you can't see your (or their) ribs, your too fat, typically speaking.


...Not suprisingly, I LIKE 'em lean.


Goodwill,
-Dirtfarmer

Dr. Nick Riviera
February 22, 2003, 00:23
now I'm trapped behind my desk...:(