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justashooter
January 31, 2003, 11:01
>Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father
that
>they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since
Valentine's
>Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks,
"will God get
>mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"
>
>Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think
God would get
>mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
>
>"Osama Bin Laden," she says.
>
>"Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock.
>
>"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little
American Jewish girl could
>have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to
think
>that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a
little bit.
>And other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd
love
>everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to
tell
>everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone
>anymore."
>
>Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with
newfound
>pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever
heard."
>
>"I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him
out in the open, the
>Marines could shoot the bastard."

ThunderGod
January 31, 2003, 11:45
:rofl: Too Phreakin' Funny!!!!:rofl:

masman
January 31, 2003, 17:59
good one:devil: :biggrin: