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Impala_Guy
February 09, 2017, 12:22
http://mzansilive.co.za/black-mine-cape-town-man-whose-wife-gave-birth-black-twins/

Mark IV
February 09, 2017, 12:33
Of course. That there is a fine example of Darwinian adaptive evolution gene mutation.

Thorack
February 09, 2017, 12:49
Well,

"Its OK sweetheart I know you didn't mean for this to happen." Holy crap that guy either has no balls or 5 times what I have. I don't know which?

Thorack

hagar
February 09, 2017, 12:54
I would dig a big hole if I was that "father"... :eek:

TenTea
February 09, 2017, 13:04
Ummm... :WTF:



:crackhead:

01BIRDDOG
February 09, 2017, 13:10
That sucker swallowed the story hook, line and sinker. Down deep he knows the truth.

TenTea
February 09, 2017, 13:17
Maybe it was rape?

Nuttz
February 09, 2017, 13:28
https://boldquestions.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/triple-facepalm.jpeg

wanneroo
February 09, 2017, 14:52
I don't even know what to say.

Root66
February 09, 2017, 15:05
That sucker swallowed the story hook, line and sinker.

Well, he also swallowed the "God" part so who's surprised?

SWOHFAL
February 09, 2017, 16:53
Well, he also swallowed the "God" part so who's surprised?

Virgin birth - God is a black guy. :rofl:

Sagerider
February 09, 2017, 16:59
A sane man would face the fact that everything he believed to be true was in fact a lie. His marriage, his wife and his pathetic life. You been had man! :facepalm:

meltblown
February 09, 2017, 17:20
Mama's little baby and daddy's little maybe. Like hell. He deserves her

gentlemanjoe
February 09, 2017, 17:49
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Pluribus
February 09, 2017, 17:59
Virgin birth - God is a black guy. :rofl:

Nuh-uuh'a. God, if indeed there is one, is a woman. Only a woman can be so cruel to mankind.

............. I'd have had more sympathy for the guy if not for the "blessing from God" part...........

Sucker born every minute.

Well, he also swallowed the "God" part so who's surprised?

Sucker born every minute rule applies here too.

A sane man would face the fact that everything he believed to be true was in fact a lie. His marriage, his wife and his pathetic life. You been had man! :facepalm:

Some one needs to hold the man down and s'plain dat t'uh 'em.

Poor, dumb, bastard......

:facepalm:

Impala_Guy
February 09, 2017, 18:04
I noticed the country code for South Africa is .ZA in the address line. Guess that answers the question of where all those Fal lowers marked ZA are from:wink:

Thorack
February 09, 2017, 18:08
Yeah,

I showed it to my wife, she said "Hes a dumbass". I truly love my wife.

Thorack

J. Armstrong
February 09, 2017, 18:10
The man has obviously suffers from an American public school education.

Put another way, with a brain like his, the kids will be glad not to be sharing any DNA from him.

meltblown
February 09, 2017, 18:31
Yeah,

I showed it to my wife, she said "Hes a dumbass". I truly love my wife.

Thorack

I love mine too. But it doesn't mean she's not an idiot

Slow
February 09, 2017, 19:57
yeeeeah ok. :rolleyes:


instead of a Darwin award he gets the clueless award of the century




:facepalm::facepalm:

Pluribus
February 09, 2017, 20:10
I wonder how he'd explain a DNA test.

:rofl:

D-G works in misssss-teeeeriiiiii-ussssssss ways.

:rofl:

J. Armstrong
February 09, 2017, 21:23
I wonder how he'd explain a DNA test.

:rofl:

D-G works in misssss-teeeeriiiiii-ussssssss ways.

:rofl:

The dog works in mysterious ways ?

I'm thinking probably not the dog.

Tuhlmann
February 09, 2017, 21:49
Once you go black, you are a single moth.....wait....what?!?

I wish I had the strength to be so stupid. :facepalm:

STG_58_guy
February 09, 2017, 21:57
I hate to break it to you fellas, but the only suckers are those who believe anything they read on the internet.
:facepalm:

RG Coburn
February 09, 2017, 21:59
Wow...they even have his eyes!

gunseller
February 09, 2017, 22:15
When he looked at the kids he said,"It figures she burns everything anyway."
Steve

easttex
February 09, 2017, 23:29
This reminds me of a story I read a few years ago about an Army vet who served his time in Iraq and came home to a pregnant girlfriend who gave birth to a black baby. She blamed it on all the interracial porn she'd watched while he was away and he was convinced it was his baby and he loved her and they were staying together. :confused:

Col. Bat Guano
February 09, 2017, 23:39
The dog works in mysterious ways ?

I'm thinking probably not the dog.

Those black labs will breed with everything. Every time you see an ad for free mutts, they're always described as a "lab mix."

Looks like she has her own "lab mix" litter going on.

J. Armstrong
February 10, 2017, 08:17
I hate to break it to you fellas, but the only suckers are those who believe anything they read on the internet.
:facepalm:

But, but ----- they were so good at covering the election !!!! :rolleyes::biggrin:

jhend170
February 10, 2017, 08:46
Apparently "de Nile" IS just a river... in Africa.

There was a case similar to this in the states, black kid born to white parents. Difference was there was a fertility clinic involved, and a doctor that REUSED a turkey baster to do the insemination.

Another case was with a fertilized egg from a black couple being mistakenly implanted in a white woman, along with her own. She gave birth to twins, one white one black. Custody battle ensues. Genetic parents (rightfully, me thinks) given the black baby.

meltblown
February 10, 2017, 09:04
I hate to break it to you fellas, but the only suckers are those who believe anything they read on the internet.
:facepalm:

It happens more often than you realize. Dude I knew was going out with this chick and she got knocked up and he told her to F off. She filed a paternity suit and was counting the money. He never said anything about a paternity test so she thought she had cucked. He showed up in court with an affidavit from his doctor showing he had been shooting blanks for years.

Super Dakę
February 10, 2017, 11:06
Steve Martin was born a poor black child, so it's possible...

GSAD
February 10, 2017, 11:40
money or a big Johnston is all they look for:facepalm:

gunshack
February 10, 2017, 12:09
A sane man would face the fact that everything he believed to be true was in fact a lie. His marriage, his wife and his pathetic life. You been had man! :facepalm:

There are some sick people in this world; I live in the bay area so I've seen 'em first hand.

The husband is claiming his wife "didn't cheat," he's the "father," and there's "no need" for a DNA test. What he's not saying is that his sperm caused his wife to have black twins, which he referred to as a "blessing from God." It sounds to me like that was their plan all along; for the wife to give birth to a black baby.

Whatever method this couple used to deliver a black man's sperm into the wife's womb is not being discussed, but apparently it doesn't constitute "cheating" in the husband's eyes.:eek:


I wonder if she's like an Arab baby next? :idhitit: