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November 19, 2013, 22:44

November 19, 2013, 23:10
You could have done the whole shebang in a weekend at a big funshow bro!

I'm making my plans now...

November 20, 2013, 00:15
I am worried about WEG....

This man has never done anything without an endgame...

what's up friend...?

November 20, 2013, 08:15

Maybe something like being able to actually answer these questions (to name just a few:

How many guns do I have?
Of the guns that I have, how many of them have I actually fired?
When is the last time I actually fired (insert random gun here)?
When I last fired that gun, did I get any particular satisfaction in doing so?
When did I last inspect (insert random gun here) for rust?
Is any of this stuff covered by insurance?
Which gunsafe is (insert random gun here) in?
Do I even still own (insert random gun here)?
How many specimens of (insert random gun here) do I own?
If I ever have to move, where am I going to put a ton of guns?
If I ever have to move, where am I going to put a 5 tons of ammunition?
If I ever have to move, who is actually going to move 10 tons of "gun stuff from the old place to the new place?
When I get to the new place, and assuming I move all this gun stuff, what am I actually going to DO with it when I get there?
Who is going to be responsible for all this gun stuff when the day comes that I am unable to do so?

I aint done yet.

November 20, 2013, 09:13
I'll be facing the same issues in about 5 years when my youngest goes off to college and I sell this damned house - I'd keep one example of everything and at least ONE ton of the ammo, gotta have something to do in retirement:)

November 20, 2013, 09:16
My youngest now TEACHES at a major metropolitan university.

Yeah, I think I'm 'bout done.

See y'all in line at the Walmart ammo counter at 0700 to get me brick of that sweet Remmy Thunderbolt ammo.