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SWOHFAL
November 29, 2010, 18:56
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/11/29/willie-nelson-likely-face-jail-pot-bust-expert-says/?test=faces

Amazing this is going to be a felony. :rolleyes:

John Culver
November 29, 2010, 19:14
Gotta love mandatory checkpoints


Wonder what their PC was for stopping his bus?
Did he have his govt pepers in order?

Surely they didnt suspect him of transporting illegal aliens

Deltaten
November 29, 2010, 19:32
Fugk Willie AND the bus he rode in on.
Only notoriety he gets anymore is his dope arrests. Weren't for that, the old, has-been wouldn;t be able ta get groped at a Pride Parade.
Saw him last on PBS' AUstin City Limits and the rest of the old coots on stage was fine. Willie hada hard time remembering the song, which chords ta raunch and what finger ta pick his nose with.
He's about used up that "wille, waylon and the boys' cowboy image and relies on his limo liberal H-wood types and long haired, maggot infested pot heads ta support and bail him. Only time he recruits for some Aid-or-another is from prison when he needs legal fees.

I mean.. c'mon! How brite ya gotta be to leave the ganja at the ranch when yer on the road? Every po-leece within 500 or a 1000 miles *knows* it's yer damm'd bus willie..it's painted right on the side, fer chrisssake ;)

Is this one gonna be called the "Arrest Me...AGAIN" tour?

Bad press is better than no press; but a pot press is kewl! ;)

alant
November 29, 2010, 20:28
Another victim of profiling?

gear-head
November 29, 2010, 20:52
Seriously though, he looks fabulous. The smoking and drugs haven't taken their toll at all, he still looks like he only 90 ... oh wait ...

evan price
November 30, 2010, 01:43
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Mebsuta
November 30, 2010, 05:50
I was going to say, at this point, they should have thrown his weed and magic mushrooms in the desert and told him they didn't want to see him ever again, but maybe they have already done that a bunch of times.

Mebsuta
November 30, 2010, 06:15
There's always been checkpoints out there. From what I remember, it seems like there would be nobody there or they would wave you through. I'm sure times have changed.

I have only spoken with the Border Patrol one time, and that was when someone did something that attracted their attention. On the surface, they were not very pleasant, although I realize in retrospect, years later, that they were not so bad.

DABTL
November 30, 2010, 06:30
Ah, nothing like Texas justice served up to Willie.

He reeked of reefer 30 years ago and has not changed.

Better that government punish evil reefer freaks than prevent bankster fraud. It gets better news coverage and is not as complex to investigate.

shlomo
November 30, 2010, 08:17
We can all feel safer now that an aging hillbilly singer has been taken off the streets.

:rolleyes:

JeffJ
November 30, 2010, 20:07
Originally posted by shlomo
We can all feel safer now that an aging hillbilly singer has been taken off the streets.

:rolleyes:


And DABTL is still free, where is the justice?

L Haney
November 30, 2010, 20:34
Originally posted by JeffJ



...where is the justice?


Still in place, and still available at the usual rates. The poor need not apply.

shlomo
November 30, 2010, 20:40
Now that Haney got a haircut, he may not look like one a Willie's roadies.

Prolly won't reckanize the bastage next time I sees him.

L Haney
November 30, 2010, 21:04
Just check for the shadow. If it ain't there, it's me.

shlomo
November 30, 2010, 21:16
Originally posted by L Haney
Just check for the shadow. If it ain't there, it's me.

Which reminds me....

Next time we meet, I got a couple chamber throats I want ya to eyeball up close. Bore scope's outta whack.

L Haney
November 30, 2010, 21:20
Just hold my ankles so I don't get wedged. That smarts.

shlomo
November 30, 2010, 21:23
No sweat. Won't be nothin' smaller'n .223. You'll rattle around in there like a grapefruit in a drywall bucket.