Gay man "spits" on TSA agent during hands on search

[cpd109]

(Except for the gay man,) I don't care who you are, this is funny.

TSA was checking out the man's many piercings in his winkie and excitement followed. We can all learn from this-

Don't get the winkie pierced (almost goes without saying)
TSA agent will probably not get as "aggressive" during searches any more.
Other TSA agents need to read this too.

I can only imagine this is true, but am not really surprised. Sort of, but not really.

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573

(Yeah, no molestation here. Time to let your kids through TSA now...)

[RG Coburn]

Thats one job where you make sure to keep your mouth shut...

[powermad]

Ummm.. Ewwww.:uhoh:

[aardq]

No common sense on both sides. Man should have removed the metal before leaving for the airport, but then why did the TSA agent have to fondle the man? Couldn't he just have the man drop tro, then have the man lift his own member by the tip? Thus the agent would see no dangerous metal, and would have handled the search without handling anything.

But then to arrest the man?!?!?! Huh?? For sexual assault? If anyone was sexually assaulted it was the traveler who was fondled. This is going to be a pair of interesting, and entertaining court cases. Both the TSA case against the man, and his civil suit against the TSA.

Wonder if they sell popcorn at the courthouse?

Dan

[308/223shooter]

Traveller to TSA agent, "Sorry mate, I've always had a hair trigger!"

[Loaded05]

This is a joke, right? The guys name is Cummings? This has to be an April Fools joke.

"the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings,"......Uuuuhhhh...is that a rocket in your pocket? :]

"A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specifc case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest." ..... I guess the TSA will molest you, but you are not allowed to enjoy it. :rolleyes:

[SWOHFAL]

I believe this is a news hoax site like the Onion or Scrappleface.

[RG Coburn]

If he can't control his being gay,as liberals alledge,how is he supposed to control himself to not jizz when another guy gropes him?

[1911guy]

This can't be real. The supposed bad guy is named Cummings! His partner is Sergio Armani! This is too funny.
OK, so if it is real. How is the world would a prosecutor make this case? The TSA thug gropes the guys package and the guy ejaculates. A +B = C.
I would be happy with a good case of flatulence if I went through the pat downs and could expel at the proper moment. These TSA goons need to have their head handed to them. Gee would they take offense if you asked them outside to go a few rounds althought hey would never take you up on the offer. Teh only genetalia they seem to have would be the ones they grope. Unfortunately you have a choice, submit to molestation or don't fly. The head of their agency said so (arrogant, self serving moron that he is). When will our "leaders" submit to this treatment? Our nation has sunk to terrible lows. Make them fear going to work more than not having their TSA job.

[edporch]

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