View Full Version : Regarding the recently freed Berkeley educated hiker

Jimi X.
September 14, 2010, 11:54
If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard
If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.
If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.
If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.
If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from
If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy
and your fate will be sealed.
If you cross the Mexican borders illegally you will jailed for two years.
If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political
prison to rot.
If you cross the United States border illegally you get:
1 - A job
2 - A driver's license
3 - A Social Security card
4 - Welfare
5 - Food stamps
6 - Credit cards
7 - Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house
8 - Free education
9 - Free health care
10 - A lobbyist in Washington
11 - Billions of dollars in public documents printed in your language
12 - Millions of servicemen and women who are willing to - and do - die
for your right to the ways and means of our @#$%----ution
13 - And the right to carry the flag of your country - the one you walked
out on - while you call America racist and protest that you don't get
enough respect.

September 14, 2010, 14:58
14 - You don't have to understand or learn English. A translator will be provided at tax-payer expense.

September 14, 2010, 19:40
15. Be able to get off scott free while comitting a crime if you help them bag an otherwise upstanding citizen.

September 14, 2010, 21:05
Folks who ditty bop along in life looking for thrilling experiences need more life insurance,,, I wonder when they quit having fun?

September 14, 2010, 21:43
For the Iranians this deal with the hikers has been a Win-Win.

The U.S. Obummer government's impotence has been amply demonstrated to the world.

The Iranians' "mercy" has been also demonstrated to their admirers by the release of the woman due to health concerns. (her dying in their custody might not have been a plus)

The Iranian's fiscal responsibility has been shown by the $ 500,000 bail/ransom they got up front for the woman's release. Plus the fact they can get more good PR when the ungrateful, and no doubt guilty, woman "Spy" "skips" on her bail.

Plus, they still have the two men who can be also be offered out for bail money, tried, imprisoned, executed or whatever the Iranians think will benefit them most.

Win-Win all around for the Iranians.:rolleyes:

September 15, 2010, 08:32
"Berkeley educated"

Ah, OK. That would explain the "Deer in the headlights" look and the profuse expressions of gratitude to her captors for their hospitality. :rolleyes: