Leave it to Maxine to come up with a solution

[DJ]

This is the best analogy yet for the action Arizona was forced to take.


Leave it to Maxine to come up with a solution

For the mess that America is now in economically. No color or gender of any bird was discriminated against.


I bought a bird feeder. I hung It on my back porch and filled It with seed. What a beauty of A bird feeder it was, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a Week we had hundreds of birds Taking advantage of the
Continuous flow of free and Easily accessible food.

But then the birds started Building nests in the boards Of the patio, above the table,
And next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was Everywhere: on the patio tile, The chairs, the table ..
Everywhere!

Then some of the birds Turned mean. They would Dive bomb me and try to Peck me even though I had Fed them out of my own
Pocket.

And others birds were Boisterous and loud. They Sat on the feeder and Squawked and screamed at All hours of the day and night
And demanded that I fill it When it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even Sit on my own back porch Anymore. So I took down the
Bird feeder and in three days The birds were gone. I cleaned Up their mess and took down
The many nests they had built All over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like It used to be .... Quiet, serene.... And no one demanding their
Rights to a free meal.

Now let's see. Our government gives out
Free food, subsidized housing, Free medical care and free Education, and allows anyone
Born here to be an automatic Citizen.

Then the illegal's came by the Tens of thousands. Suddenly Our taxes went up to pay for Free services; small apartments
Are housing 5 families; you Have to wait 6 hours to be seen By an emergency room doctor; Your child's second grade class is
Behind other schools because Over half the class doesn't speak English.

Corn Flakes now come in a Bilingual box; I have to 'press one ' to hear my bank Talk to me in English, and People waving flags other Than 'Old Glory' are Squawking and screaming In the streets, demanding More rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government To take down the bird feeder.

[D P Six]

The only problem is, the bird feeders will keep feeding the birds because the bird's vote and the birds will vote for the feeders as long as the feed keeps coming.

[Brett]

Shotgun

[martin35]

Many mammals eat their own feces, bird seed with a 50% mixture of bird poop will last twice as long as gourmet bird seed, birds don't pee and must secret their kidney byproduct through their digestive systems, much of what they eat is not digested so two passes seems a form of efficiency.
A birds brain is of a size required to meet and perpetuate it's existence as a species, it rarely exceeds that need for increase of size when and because all it's needs are easily meet in nature, compared to man birds are stalled developmentally.
Birds will evacuate their bowel systems during any endeavor including flight or love making, birds don't know shit from Shinola. We have a whole class of people who are on the same evolutionary path. All they need are the Waters to stir their crap..