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JohnnyReb
August 23, 2010, 14:39
Anybody looking for a job? Do you speak jive? :D

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/justice-department-seeks-ebonics-experts

SWOHFAL
August 23, 2010, 15:07
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Thorack
August 23, 2010, 15:28
Pardon me ma'am, I speak Jive.

Thorack:biggrin:

Story
August 23, 2010, 19:45
The Federal Bureau of Prisons also needs a Medicine Man.

https://www.fbo.gov/index?s=opportunity&mode=form&id=4ae63efa9ed0702f10e22485cde970e9&tab=core&_cview=0

shlomo
August 23, 2010, 20:25
Seen that clip about a hunnert times, and it still makes me laugh.

Thanx.

longhair51
August 24, 2010, 14:03
Originally posted by Story
The Federal Bureau of Prisons also needs a Medicine Man.

https://www.fbo.gov/index?s=opportunity&mode=form&id=4ae63efa9ed0702f10e22485cde970e9&tab=core&_cview=0
He will be dispensing the peyote buttons at every gathering. What good is any religious service without some visions?

Col. Bat Guano
August 24, 2010, 16:30
Golly! I mean "shiiiiiit!"

martin35
August 25, 2010, 13:20
They wouldn't hire me because my rhythm section has a unverified (inscrutable) Chinese washboard player in it, told me to go beat my bongo's in Texas.

82ndRecon
August 25, 2010, 14:12
Just one more sign that our present gov. is on crack or just brain dead, and or both. This is one of the more stupid things I've heard come obongo's Admin. What a f*cking waste of money. Our Tax Dollars at work (I feel like I've been robbed).

Deltaten
August 25, 2010, 15:58
wait for it....................
Coming soon to a White House near you..

Ta-Da!!!!!!!!!!!
A new "Ebonics Czar"
Can you say "payoff"?
See.. I *knew* you could :D