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English Mike
April 03, 2006, 14:00
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive
food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter where she
told the check out girl, "Nothing but the best for my little kitten."

The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we can't sell you
cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat
food to eat, & the management wants proof that you are buying the cat
food for your cat."

The little old lady went home, picked up her cat & brought it back to
the store. They sold her the cat food.

The next day, the old lady went to the store & bought 12 of the most
expensive dog cookies - one for each day of Christmas. The cashier this
time demanded proof that she now had a dog, claiming that old people
sometimes eat dog food.

Frustrated, she went home, came back & brought in her dog. She was then
given the dog cookies.

The next day, she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The little
old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier
said, "No - you might have a snake in there." The little old lady
assured her that there was nothing in the box that would bite her.

So, the cashier put her finger into the box & pulled it out & told the
little old lady, "That smells like crap." The little old lady grinned
from ear to ear, "Now, my dear, can I please buy 3 rolls of toilet

April 03, 2006, 14:14

April 03, 2006, 16:34
:rofl: :rofl:

as ever,
Dr. X :fal:

April 03, 2006, 16:39
:rofl: :rofl:

April 03, 2006, 16:52
My wife failed to see the humor in this, but I thought it was funny as hell:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Must be one of those guy things.