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Da Nerd
December 19, 2005, 16:33
Luigi and Salvatore are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Salvatore
grabs his chest and falls to the ground.

He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

Luigi whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He gasps to the operator, "I think Salvatore is Dead!" "What should I

The operator, in a calm and soothing voice, says "Just take it easy and
follow my instructions." "First, lets make sure he's dead. "

There is a silence.......and then.....a shot is heard.

Luigi's voice comes back on the line, "Okay.....now what

December 19, 2005, 18:29
I ain't seen nuttin'. ;)

Enquiring Minds
December 20, 2005, 01:08
"Yo... ihwuzz an accident... I taught he wuz a dee-yah..."