A Cajun fishing

[RT]

A Cajun was stopped by a game warden in South Louisiana recently with
two ice chests of fish, leaving a bayou well known for its great
fishing.

The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those
fish?"

"Naw, ma fren, I ain't got none of dem, no. Dese here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?"

"Ya. Avery night I take dese here fish down to de bayou and let dem
swim 'round for a while. Den I whistle and dey jump rat back inta dis
here ice chest and I take dem home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"

The Cajun looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's
de truth ma' fren. I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"

The Cajun poured the fish into the bayou and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" said the Cajun.

"When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

"The FISH!"

"What fish?"

We in Louisiana may not be as smart as some, but we aren't as dumb as
most.:biggrin:

[zack taylor]

Another Cajun gentleman was sitting in his peeroo(sp), tossing 1/4 sticks of TNT into the water...........Kaboosh, then he would row over and start scooping the fish up.

A game warden pulled up next to him and asked, "What the Hell are you doing, old man?"

The guy said, "I be feeshin', what do eet look like?"

The game warden was getting really pissed, and told the old guy, "That's illegal, dammit, you can't use that stuff for fishin!"

The old guy calmly lit another quarter stick, threw it in the game warden's boat, and said, "You gonna swim, or you gonna feesh?":biggrin:

Zack

P.S. I sure do miss the fishing in Loozy-anna, but I don't miss Ft. Polk.

[thunderchicken]

A different kind of fishin'....

Boudreaux is down at the Bar with his friend felix. Boudreaux say, " Ya know felix I been doin' alot of sinnin' I think I go down to confess and get myself forgived."

Felix reply, "Won't do no good man."

Just the same Boudreaux go down to the church and start the incantation, "forgive me father for I have sinned...."

Priest stop him right in the middle and say, "My son have you been doing this sinning alone?"

"No sir, I been sinnin' with others."

"Well, in order to forgive you I have to know who you've been sinning with."

"Father," reply Boudreaux, "I can only confess my sins, not anyone else's."

Thinking a moment the priest answers, "I respect your wishes, but if I guess the name of those you've been sinning with, just nod your head."

"Ok," the priest continues, "maybe you've been sinning with Marie, I hear she fools around when her husband is out on the oil rig."

"No," swears Boudreaux, "I ain't never been with sweet miss Marie."

"Well," quizzes the priest, "Maybe it was miss jones, the new school teacher in town? I imagine being new in town she is lonely"

"Nope" answers Boudreaux.

"How 'bout the widow bienvenu? Her husband died five years ago and she hasn't been with anyone in a long while."

"No, father." Boudreaux responds.

"Well, I'm sorry my son, those are the only names I can come up with and I just can't forgive you unless I know who was complicit in you sins."

On returning to his friend felix, Felix asks "So Boudreaux, you get forgived?"

"No man, I ain't get forgived."

"Told you it ain't do no good, " Felix chided.

"I wouldn't say that," Boudreaux countered, "I got me three good leads."

[Arby]

BOUDREAUX'S FUNERAL

DA LASS CRAWFISH
Boudreaux wuz very, very ole an he wuz in bed, dyin of
ole age.

As he lay dere he start to smell da aroma of crawfish
boiling out in da yard.

He love boil crawfish so much, an his las desire is
to eat jus a couple a more boil crawfish before he die.

He roll hisself out of da bed, fall on da floor an
crawl hisself out to da yard where his wife, Marie, is
boiling sum crawfish.

There is a batch already finish sittin on da piknik
table so Boudreaux, him, he crawl hisself to da piknik
table, pull hisself up wit his las remaining strent,
an reach out to get hisself a crawfish.

Jus den, Marie, his wife, slap his hand wit da crawfish
stirrin' paddle.

Boudreaux say, "Eee Ya Yai, wat you do dat fa?"

Marie say, "Leeve dem alone, dey fa da funeral !"

[Arby]

Boudreaux, Encore
(this is a true story)


Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are neighbors in Breaux Bridge.

Boudreaux is in need of a new milk cow. He hears about a nice one for sale over in Church Point.

He drives over to Church Point, looks at the cow, and reaches under to see if she gives milk.

When he grabs her closest teat and pulls, the cow farts.

Boudreaux is very surprised, looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, and reaches under the cow to try again. So, he grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again.

Milk does come out, however. So, after some discussion, Boudreaux decides to buy the cow anyway and take it home.

Boudreaux calls his neighbor Thibodeaux over and says, "Come here and look at dis new cow I just bought. Pull her teat, and see what happens."

Well, Thibodeaux reaches under and pulls; the cow farts. Thibodeaux looks up
at Boudreaux and says, "Did you buy dis cow in Church Point, Boudreaux?"

Boudreaux is very surprised and says, "dats right, how did ya know?"

Thibodeaux says, "My wife, she is from Church Point too."

[thunderchicken]

:rofl: :rofl: